Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Her best...

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Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever - Jim Benton
pdf | 292 KB | English | Isbn: 0545649455 | Author: Jim Benton | Release Date: 2013-08-27
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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
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#1 Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever

Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Total Pages : 144
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (5)

Download #1 Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever eBook Pdf ePub and Kindle

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

#2 Dear Dumb Diary #5: Can Adults Become Human?

Dear Dumb Diary #5: Can Adults Become Human? Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Total Pages : 128
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (312)

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Dear Dumb Diary, My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right? Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

#3 Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4: What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4: What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
  • Release Date : 2013-06-01
  • Total Pages : 160
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (251)

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Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Before school, Isabella had me fix her hair in the girls' bathroom. Her hair really is quite beautiful. It's black and thick and glossy, like the majestic hair on a lion if that was black. She had a test later, and she had written the answers on a slice of baloney in the sandwich she brought for lunch. If the teacher saw her, she could just eat the sandwich and destroy the evidence. But she wasn't thinking, and accidentally ate her lunch while I was doing her hair. Beauty can really make you hungry. While she was wiping the ink off her lips, I explained why cheating is wrong. We have a test in math next week, and I encouraged her to pack a lunch you can't write on. If she brings peanut butter and jelly, I'll know I got through to her.

#4 Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For

Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Total Pages : 144
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (227)

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her. Dear Dumb Diary, So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

#5 Live Each Day to the Dumbest

Live Each Day to the Dumbest Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2015-05-26
  • Total Pages : 146
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (1)

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The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! It's not easy being a middle-schooler, and nobody knows that better than Jamie Kelly. There are surprises around every corner: some good, some bad, all dumb. But when Jamie inherits a trunk of her grandmother's things, she never expects to find the biggest surprise of all -- Grandma's diary. Violating the privacy of a diary is something Jamie would never do . . . unless she was absolutely certain that she wanted to do it. And when she does, she learns that, deep down, everyone is exactly the same. Dumb. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)

#6 Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #2: The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #2: The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-06-25
  • Total Pages : 144
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (103)

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Do NOT read Jamie Kelly's top-secret diaries! "Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything." --Jamie Kelly We've been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty, poofy bridesmaid dresses, and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation. Along the way, she's left us with countless gems of wisdom, such as: "If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face, the first thing she will do is forget that she asked you to do it," and "As long as you keep laughing at how dumb something is, you can secretly enjoy it without risking your cool." Now Jamie's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber! (But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

#7 Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants Are Haunted

Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants Are Haunted Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Total Pages : 144
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (11)

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?

#8 Dear Dumb Diary #6: The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From

Dear Dumb Diary #6: The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Total Pages : 128
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (145)

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Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary! There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School. Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?

#9 Let's Do A Thing! (Victor Shmud, Total Expert #1)

Let's Do A Thing! (Victor Shmud, Total Expert #1) Book Jim Benton
  • Author : Jim Benton
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release Date : 2017-05-30
  • Total Pages : 112
  • Genre : Juvenile Fiction
  • Review : (189)

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MEET VICTOR, TOTAL EXPERT IN EVERYTHING(except Guy Who Cleans Up Bedrooms) With his confidence, imagination, and trusty sidekick Dumpylumps (who happens to be a duck), there's no telling what trouble he'll get into. Lucky for him, he has a knack for getting himself out of trouble, too. So when he finds himself at the center of an intergalactic conflict, he's pretty sure the only way out is his top-secret kitchen concoction; his teacher, the extraordinary Mrs. Nozzleburp; and the help of his friend Patti. Will he be able to save the day and find his way back to class? And just what is he going to do next?